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Dear Mr. Costner,
Happy Monday! We trust you had an excellent weekend. We here at "If I Blog It They Will Come" spent our weekend hard at work trying to find new ways to expand our web presence in an attempt to cast a wider net as we fished for your attention. We figured by having a more visible web presence and getting more folks behind our efforts, the less you'd be able to resist the urge to send a photo of yourself looking at our blog to djayek@yahoo.com.
Naturally, we decided there was only one place to go to build that kind of support....Myspace. Once you get all of the shirtless people and people who use the letter Z instead of the letter S to denote when something is plural, it's not that bad a promotional tool. Perhaps, its an avenue your promotional people should consider for Mr. Brooks. Right now, we only have two friends and Tom is one of them, but we're confident by week's end we'll have a whole new army of supporters getting behind the "If I Blog It They Will Come" cause.
Mr. Costner, resistance is futile. We know it's only a matter of time before you comply with our wishes but we wouldn't be doing our job if we didn't try every means necessary short of actually finding your contact info (that's against the rules). In any case, we're ready for another week of posting with a whole new throng of supporters behind us. Thanks for your time and consideration. We look forward to hearing from you soon.
Sincerely,
The Folks at "If I Blog It They Will Come"
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Good idea going to myspace, whoever it is that runs this site. I heard from a reliable source who has a friend who had a roommate who once hooked up with the girl who once babysat for Kevin Costner's next door neighbor's third cousin's kids that Kev (as he is known to those who have such connections)checks in on your site on a regular basis, and he is just waiting for his big payday for Mr. Brooks to buy a new camera so he can comply with your wish. whew..anyway, check out PHW dude for some Clem Snide news....
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