Our Funny Valentine

Dear Mr. Robin Williams,

We here at "If I Blog It They Will Come" would like to wish you a Happy Valentine's Day.
Consider this post our funny valentine...our sweet comic Valentine to you, because well...you make us smile with our heart, but in a non-gay way (not that there's anything wrong with that). You seem entirely too affable and for that matter, photograph-able...that if you were to send us a photo of yourself looking at our blog to djayek@yahoo.com it would be our new favorite work of art. You don't have to change your hair for us, just say you care for us. All we're asking for is for you to return our valentine's day sentiments ("Stay funny valentine , Stay"). For each day we have to go without of a picture of your looking at our blog is like a Valentines day with unrequited sentiment and a newly broken heart. It is our hope that one day, maybe today you'll see fit return our heartfelt sentiment and be our funny (not gay) Valentine and send us a photo of yourself looking at our blog.

Thank you for your time and consideration. We look forward to hearing from you soon...and seriously, Happy Valentine's Day.

Sincerely,
The Lovable Folks at "If I Blog It They Will Come"

Message in A Bottle...to Kevin Costner

Dear Mr. Costner,

It's Valentine's Day and the hearts of all of us at "If I Blog It They Will Come" are filled with the spirit of romance. We intend to celebrate the day by treating our sweeties to a little dinner, a little wine, and a viewing of your 1999 film Message In A Bottle. In a way, we think our mission at this blog is very similar to the one your character in that film undertook. You're the figurative Robin Wright-Penn to our figurative Kevin Costner. We send you "messages" (posts) via a "bottle" called "If I Blog It They Will Come, across the great ocean known as the Internet. We only hope you see fit to pick up that bottle that's washed upon your shore and read the note that is this post; a post that kindly asks, "Please Mr. Kevin Costner, seek out the writers of this message in a metaphorical bottle that is this post and go to their blog and send the folks, who are metaphorically the Garret Blake (you) to your Theresa Osborne (Ms. Wright-Penn) from Message In A Bottle, a photo of yourself looking at their message in a bottle (i.e. this blog) and send it to djayek@yahoo.com.

We hope to hear from you soon and we would like to wish you and Christine a Happy Valentine's Day.

Sincerely,
The Folks at The Bottle



special thanks to A. Morton