Et Tu Costner

Dear Mr. Costner,

As you know, We here at "If I Blog It They Will Come" are certainly in favor of having your life and career prosper as you approach the Spring season. With a new movie on the horizon you've got a lot to look forward to. However, we feel it is our duty to fulfill the role of Internet Soothsayer to your Celebrity Caesar(Costner) and warn you to "Beware the Ides of March". They're one day away and while we can't say exactly what they hold, we're always wary of March 15th whenever it rolls around.

It is our advice that tomorrow you should stay indoors and spend time with your family whilst keeping away from St. Ides Malt liquor, J. Lo's husband Marc Anthony, Brutus "the Barber" Beefcake and any Roman Senators.

VISUAL AIDES

ST. IDES MALT LIQUOR

J. LO'S HUSBAND MARC ANTHONY

BRUTUS "THE BARBER" BEEFCAKE

While you're indoors being wary of the Ides, maybe you can finally take the time to send us a photo of yourself looking at our blog to djayek@yahoo.com as a reward for us looking out for your well being. Think about it and get back to us.

Sincerely,
The Internet Oracles at "If I Blog It They Will Come"