License to Blog

Dear Mr. Robin Williams,

As we here at If I Blog It They Will Come approach the end of summer, we are reminded that it was nearly one year ago when we celebrated our greatest success. As we press on hoping to duplicate that success by pursuing our latest goal to get you to send a photo of yourself looking at our blog and send it to djayek@yahoo.com, we've begun to feel like the formerly lovelorn couple in your film License To Wed after John Krasinski's character forgets to write out his wedding vows and Mandy Moore runs off on her honeymoon without him.

We feel lost and confused. We thought we were doing the right thing and that we were being true to our heart all along, but perhaps we were just in love with the idea of getting you to send a photo of yourself looking at our blog. In short, we're beginning to lose faith in that which we once believed so strongly in. Though our honeymoon period has long been over it is our hope that you can reprise your role as Reverend Frank and help us realize that our faith and love in this blog venture and our purpose over the last several months hasn't been all for naught and that there is indeed something to this quest which we have put so much stock.

While we'd love to say that your parking of a spy van outside our blog headquarters and listening into our conversations would make us feel that validation we so seek, the only true way to restore our faith in that which we have spent so much time building up, is for you to send a photo of yourself looking at our blog. So what do you say, Reverend Frank? Will you help strengthen the union between ourselves, our blog, and our readers? It only takes one photo and one email to help bring this holy union to a state of perfect harmony. We thank you for your time and consideration and look forward to hearing from you soon.

Sincerely,
The Pious Beings at If I Blog It They Will Come

If I Blog It Confessional

Forgive us Robin Williams for we have sinned. It has been...well to be honest way too long to count since our last confession (some of us have never even done it on account of being Jewish), but here goes nothing.

We here at "If I Blog It They Will Come" may be admittedly huge fans of your work, but we have not seen every single Robin Williams movie there is. There, we said it. It feels like the weight of the world has been lifted off of our shoulders. Now we're not sure if that lowers your opinion of us but we assure you there is a reasonable explanation. We missed our chance to see License to Wed this summer due to a hectic work schedule. We were so busy earning our keep as valuable members of society so that we might one day have enough money to eventually wed and raise a big happy family, not to mention be able afford to buy the DVD of License to Wed which arrives in stores on October 30th.

While there is certainly no chance of us being happily married with children by the date in question we can certainly follow through on the latter of our goals. We're absolutely ecstatic that we can finally experience the faith inspiring yet hilarious antics of Reverend Frank all to ourselves and while we'd love to say that our love of your work is the only reason we're rushing to buy the dvd, we'd only be half telling the truth on account of our monster crush on Mandy Moore.

In any case, we hope that you can see fit to forgive us for our admitted indiscretions. The only possible way we can be absolved of our sins is for you to give us two hail marys and a photo of yourself looking at our blog sent to djayek@yahoo.com.

So what do you say, Is all forgiven? If so, you know what to do. Thanks for your time and consideration on the matter and we hope to hear from you soon.

Sincerely,
The Faithful Folks at "If I Blog It They Will Come"

p.s. License To Wed is available for purchase on Amazon.com. We've already pre-ordered and we encourage our readers to do the same.