Thursday, October 25, 2007

If I Blog It Confessional


Forgive us Robin Williams for we have sinned. It has been...well to be honest way too long to count since our last confession (some of us have never even done it on account of being Jewish), but here goes nothing.

We here at "If I Blog It They Will Come" may be admittedly huge fans of your work, but we have not seen every single Robin Williams movie there is. There, we said it. It feels like the weight of the world has been lifted off of our shoulders. Now we're not sure if that lowers your opinion of us but we assure you there is a reasonable explanation. We missed our chance to see License to Wed this summer due to a hectic work schedule. We were so busy earning our keep as valuable members of society so that we might one day have enough money to eventually wed and raise a big happy family, not to mention be able afford to buy the DVD of License to Wed which arrives in stores on October 30th.

While there is certainly no chance of us being happily married with children by the date in question we can certainly follow through on the latter of our goals. We're absolutely ecstatic that we can finally experience the faith inspiring yet hilarious antics of Reverend Frank all to ourselves and while we'd love to say that our love of your work is the only reason we're rushing to buy the dvd, we'd only be half telling the truth on account of our monster crush on Mandy Moore.

In any case, we hope that you can see fit to forgive us for our admitted indiscretions. The only possible way we can be absolved of our sins is for you to give us two hail marys and a photo of yourself looking at our blog sent to djayek@yahoo.com.

So what do you say, Is all forgiven? If so, you know what to do. Thanks for your time and consideration on the matter and we hope to hear from you soon.

Sincerely,
The Faithful Folks at "If I Blog It They Will Come"

p.s. License To Wed is available for purchase on Amazon.com. We've already pre-ordered and we encourage our readers to do the same.

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