April Fool's!!!

Dear Mr. Costner,

We hope you enjoyed our April Fool's joke yesterday, that is if you weren't too busy playing pranks of your own on unsuspecting friends. We here at "If I Blog It They Will Come" would like to take this opportunity to apologize to anyone who was misled into thinking that we might have given up our quest to get you to send a photo of yourself looking at our blog to djayek@yahoo.com. We assure you, Mr. Costner, it will take a lot more to time and effort before we call it quits and when we do we will not follow you with Carrot Top. We'll probably go for a really talented and attractive female actress like Siena Miller or Natalie Portman. Until then...

KEVIN COSTNER YOU'RE STILL ON THE CLOCK

Thanks for your time and consideration. We look forward to actually hearing from you on any of the remaining 28 days in April, or if not by then, hopefully soon thereafter. We continue to have faith that you'll come through.

Sincerely,
The Folks at "If I Blog It They Will Come"

p.s. Happy Passover