Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Howdy Costner!


Dear Mr. Costner,

Seems like the good news keeps on rollin' in. With the impending release of Mr. Brooks, your band Modern West kicking up a musical storm and your new project Swing Vote rustling up some positive press, your name is all over the World Wide Net. Imagine our surprise when today we read on Starpulse that you had just finished writing another script for yet another sure fire Classic Ne0-Western. Mr. Costner, how do you find the time? You seem to be at a creative peak where you can just do this stuff with your eyes closed.

We here at "If I Blog It They Will Come" spend anywhere from 10 minutes to 3 days on a quality post. In that time, you could probably write a hit song or the denouement of your next movie. We are truly in awe of your talent and versatility. However, we were hoping that maybe in your new Western, the film could be set in current times at a farm that maybe has a computer or a small town with an internet cafe. That way while filming the scene in which your character sends an email to his nemesis to meet at high noon, you can possibly take a photo of yourself looking at our blog and send it to djayek@yahoo.com after you yell cut. I suppose you could do that while filming Swing Vote as well since your character in that would more likely have a scene in front of computer, but we just weren't sure which one would film first. Either way, you could kill two birds with one stone and we'd be one very happy blog. Take some more time to think it over Mr. Costner, and we'll be here patiently waiting. Heck, while we werere writing this you probably did something like write the entire score for your latest film, further proof that Kevin Costner just keeps on going and going. We're just here to let you know that we appreciate it. Thanks for your time and consideration and we look forward to hearing from you soon.

Sincerely,
Your Pardners at "If I Blog It they Will Come"

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