A Perfect World

You know what Mr. Costner, I think we here at "If I Blog It They Will Come" have a lot more in common with you than you think. For one thing, both of us is handsome devils; We both like RC Cola, and neither of us have a photo of you looking at our blog.

In a perfect world we wouldn't have to ask you to send us a photo of yourself looking at our blog to djayek@yahoo.com, you would just feel the need contact us and tell us how much you like our site. Unfortunately, the world isn't perfect. It's bass ackwards. Instead of having an open and shut case we find ourselves on an Internet manhunt not unlike the one Chief Red Garnett (Clint Eastwood) and Sally Gerber (Laura Dern) undertake in the 1993 film A Perfect World to insure the capture of your character Butch Haynes. Only in this case you're not holding hostage a young Jehovah's Witness boy named Phillip or as you named him "Buzz". Our own version of "Buzz" is a photograph of you looking at our blog. While we know you mean no ill will towards "buzz" you're just not prepared to let him go until you get where you want to go.

Only thing is on this manhunt, Mr. Costner, we're trying to help you get where you want to go. Think of us as a police escort(in a big silver trailer) as you continue on fortuitous career path achieving more success, and reaping more good fortune and awards than we'll ever know. We'll continue to trumpet your achievements and make the public aware of your wonderful In exchange for a photo of you looking at our blog we'll continue to sing your praises and trumpet the greatness of your work. All we need you to do is loosen your grip on our metaphorical "Buzz" and you can be on your merry way. In any matter, if you should see fit...we'll be waiting patiently, as always, for that elusive photo of you looking at our blog. All you have to do is send it djayek@yahoo.com. Thanks for your time and consideration.

Sincerely,
The Folks at "If I Blog It They Will Come"