What's Your Sign?

Dear Mr. Costner,

Happy March 21st! Do you know what today is? Why, it's the 1st day of the Astrological Year! Now, we're not sure if you're a superstitious man or not. Maybe the stars carry no weight in the making of your day to day decisions. That doesn't mean their movements can't be eerily prescient in terms of predicting what will be. That's why we read our horoscope every day. In celebration of the renewal of yet another astrological cycle, as the moon enters unflappable Taurus, we here at "If I Blog It They Will Come" in association with the astrology experts at Tarot.com (unbeknownst to them) have taken it upon ourselves to read your horoscope and decipher it's meaning. Our hope is that it will lead us closer to knowing more about when we will reach our goal of getting you to send a photo of yourself looking at our blog to djayek@yahoo.com.

So without further ado, Mr. Costner...your horoscope for Today March 21, 2007 courtesy of Tarot.com:

Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
"Slow progress on the more enjoyable aspects of your life can ease the pressure of work today. If you have been sincerely applying yourself on the job, you'll finally be able to reap the benefits by taking some time off. Don't try to talk yourself out of it. Just say "no" to the extra chores; They'll wait until tomorrow."

If I Blog It They Will Come" Translation:
Kevin, knowing that you've got another child on the way, makes all of the promotion you have to do for Mr. Brooks, seems like not such a big deal. You've been working hard to get the word out, maybe you should take a breather today. Don't even think about sending a photo of yourself looking at "If I Blog It They Will Come" to djayek@yahoo.com, while you're spending the day relaxing. Though, you should do that tomorrow.

There you have it Mr. Costner, it's all in the stars. Now it's your choice, go with the universal flow or fight against nature. We're confident you'll go with the former as youu seem like a going with universal flow kind of guy. No matter what you do today, know that we'll be here flowing with the Milky way. Thanks for your time and we look forward to hearing from you soon.

Sincerely,
Your Satellite at "If I Blog It They Will Come"