Kiss Me, I'm Kevin Costner

Dear Mr. Costner,

We here at "If I Blog It They Will Come" were not exactly sure of your cultural background, so we did some of the research on the Interweb and read that you are of both German and Irish descent. Now we don't know how you celebrate the German side of your ancestry (Lederhosen and Polka?), but we do know that this is the weekend to let your Irishness hang out. Now we don't exactly picture you as a green beer swilling roustabout, but we've been wrong before. With that in mind we would like to wish you a Happy St. Patrick's day (not to be confused with Jason Patric's Day). May you drink all the green beer you please and go to a parade celebrating Irish Pride with loads of other drunk Irish folk. Also, if there are any snakes nearby, feel free to drive them out. We hate snakes. Maybe after you're done with your saintly duties your judgement will be impaired enough to think that sending a photo of yourself looking at our blog to djayek@yahoo.com is a pretty good idea. However, we would hope that your judgement needn't be impaired to make such a decision. No matter what you do this weekend "If I Blog It They Will Come" and Anheuser-Busch urge you to "Please drink responsibly" and we'll see you next week.

Sincerely,
The Folks at "If I Blog It They Will Come"

P.S. We put together a little limerick for you.

There once was a man named Kevin
His films were a slice of heaven
He came from Lynwood
And boy he's done good
Look out for Mr. Brooks in '07