Taste The Rainbow

Dear Mr. Costner,
We realize you probably think there's a lot of better things we could do with our time than try to get you to send a photo yourself looking at our blog to djayek@yahoo.com. For instance, we could go on a whitewater trip. Just what we always wanted to see, white water. We could just as easily go the way of the dodo and drift off to Internet Heaven. However, this is not about heaven. This is about rainbows. Like in in the 2002 thriller Dragonfly, when all of those cancer patients started telling your character, Joe Darrow, that his dead wife wanted him to go to the rainbow. This site is your rainbow.
Don't be surprised if you start to experience something similar to what that character did. Though we don't think that cancer patients are the proper conduit for our message. Haven't they got enough to worry about without worrying whether or not they have to tell you to look at our blog? Seeing as the word is out around Hollywood, you might start hearing our words and pleas from strange people in strange places or maybe even people you work with and care about. Maybe one day you'll be grooming your horses with Christine and one of your ranch hands will say that he had a dream that he was looking at a website and it said, "Mr. Costner send in a photo of yourself looking at If I Blog It They Will Come", or maybe Ashton Kutcher will call you up on the phone, but instead of asking you how you're doing, he'll slip into our rendition of "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You" and then slip out without knowing why.
Mr. Costner, we don't really know if we'll be able to explain these phenomena when they happen but we do know we here at "If I Blog It They Will Come" don't think you should dismiss them as constructs of your imagination. You should follow their clues and if someone says those magical words "send in a photo of yourself looking at "If I Blog It They Will Come", well then who are you to resist? We look forward to the day when you finally reach the rainbow. For we know that day will come. As a friend of ours once said, "It's belief that gets us there".
Sincerely,
The Believers at "If I Blog It They Will Come"





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