If I Blog It, The Sailor Blog

Dear Mr. Robin Williams,

We here at If I Blog It They Will Come have quietly labored in search of our treasure in the form of a photo of you looking at our blog since the end of last September. Unfortunately we've been unable to get a handle on that which we cherish most, due to the fact that we've been unable to make contact with you. Needless to say, we feel a lot like your character Popeye in your 1980 film debut of the same name.

Popeye spends much of the film in search of his Pappy (in this case you, how's that for a little role reversal?) but in the meantime is met with a bevy of distractions, from falling in love with Olive Oyl to stumbling upon Swee' Pea, to the latter being kidnapped by Bluto.

Mr. Williams, we have most certainly been met with a bevy of distractions, mostly in the form of other emails in our inbox at djayek@yahoo.com that don't have photos of you looking at our blog, and we've most certainly fallen in love with the idea of posting about you. However, we here at If I Blog It They Will Come feel as though it's time to roll up our sleeves (0ver our huge forearms), pop some spinach, and 'Twisker Punch" this Bluto of a quest so that we can finally get through to you so that we may reach the treasure, which just so happens to be a photo of you looking at our blog and maybe a few cans of spinach.

So what do you say Pappy...er...Mr. Williams. Are you ready to lead us to the treasure? We await your answer with bated breath and an anchor tattoo on our bicep. Thanks for your time and consideration.

Sincerely,
The "Strong To The Finich, Cause We Eat Our Spinach" Folks at If I Blog It They Will Come