Thursday, August 7, 2008

Weapons of Self Destruction


Dear Mr. Robin Williams,

We here at If I Blog It They Will Come recently heard the wonderful news that our favorite actor/comedian was heading out on a full fledged comedy tour for the first time since 2002. Needless to say, we were absolutely delighted that the "Weapons of Self Destruction" tour would be heading our way, but when we examined the tour dates further we saw that the local shows coincided with our own plans to take our blog on the road. You see, Mr. Williams, for quite a while now we've been planning a tour in support of our own "Weapon of Self Destruction," otherwise known as this blog. It's going to be a mobile If I Blog It They Will Come exhibit where we drive from metropolis to metropolis showing off our collection of photographs of celebrities looking at our blog. It's not so much a tour as it is a continental drift in an old Honda with our laptop, but the fact of the of the matter is, we're worried that we might not be able to catch either of your shows in Atlantic City or the one at Mohegan Sun, since we plan to be traveling around that time.

What scares us even more is that we'll only have our two photos of Kevin Costner to show off to the masses who are clamoring for photos of esteemed and accomplished celebrities viewing our blog. Don't get us wrong, we love us some Costner, but two photos an exhibit does not make. In other words, this tour won't be complete without the welcome addition of a photo of you looking at our blog. So what do you say RW...How's about doing us a solid and sending us a photo of you looking at our blog to djayek@yahoo.com? Once we get the photo we'll even schedule one of our exhibit dates to coincide with one of the shows on your tour. It's the least we could do for what we'll consider the ultimate act of fan appreciation. Thanks for your time and consideration. We look forward to hearing from you soon.

Sincerely,
The Photo Exhibit Curating Folks at "If I Blog It They Will Come"

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