World's Greatest...

Dear Mr. Robin Williams,

You seem to be on the tip of everyone's index finger these days. Nary a day goes by when we here at If I Blog It They Will Come don't hear about a stellar new project on the acting docket of our favorite actor/comedian. Today's Internet perusal brought to light your involvement in a new dark comedy entitled World's Greatest Dad. While we have no doubt that the title led to your type casting in the title role ,we were a little bit taken aback when we read the plot which read something like this (okay it read exactly this):

"the film is a dark comedy but goes on to describe a rather gruesome and tragic plot revolving around a single father and high school teacher (Williams) who finds his son dead after an embarrassing and compromising accident. In an attempt to give his son dignity in death, Williams’s character decides the best course of action is to compose a fake suicide note that then accidentally gets published in the school newspaper."

It was after very little thought and a slight bit of re-interpretation that we began to identify with the plight of your character in this upcoming film. You see often times people view our continued posting in the hopes of getting you to visit our blog as both embarrassing and compromising to our dignity...so much so that we've been told that it's career suicide to our writing aspirations.

However it is our belief, here at If I Blog It They Will Come, that all of the negativity stemming from the situation would be redeemed by one course of action- the simple act of you sending a photo of yourself looking at our blog to djayek@yahoo.com. Think of it as an act of restoring our dignity, as well as a chance to play the role of caring father to our blog without having to actually refer to us as your son. The one thing we ask of you Mr. Williams, other than the aforementioned photo, is that you don't let said photo get accidentally published on another website before we had a chance to post it. More people read those things than school newspapers. Thank you for your time and consideration on the matter. We look forward to hearing from you soon.

Sincerely,
The Undignfied Embarrassments at If I Blog It They Will Come