The Royal Robin WIlliams

Dear Mr. Robin Williams,

We here at If I Blog It They Will Come were most amused today when we read the news that after a twenty-five year hiatus from appearing onstage in the UK you are slated to make your long awaited return at London''s New Wimbledon Theatre on the 12th of November in a performance of the play "We Are Most Amused" in celebration of Prince Charles' 60th birthday.

It makes sense that a comedic monarch such as yourself would be asked to entertain his royal highness. If the Prince of Wales was interested in fools and jesters I'm sure Dane Cook and Carrot Top were available, but he wanted the very best. That's why he picked you and paired you up with such luminaries as the esteemed John Cleese and Mr. Bean.

Well, Mr. Williams, we know just where Chuck was coming from. We here at If I Blog It They Will Come are not interested in second class citizens, we seek out only the Kings and Queens (you can come dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire) of Entertainment to join in our celebration of tremendous talent that is our blog. Like Prince Charles, we would be absolutely humbled if you would grace us with your presence sometime before our 2nd birthday on January 24th. Only for us you won't have to memorize any lines, just send us a photo of yourself looking at our blog to djayek@yahoo.com. It would be an honor for us to be in the midst of regalness. Thank you for your time and consideration on the matter and we look forward to hearing from you soon.

Sincerely,
Your Loyal Comic Subjects at If I Blog It They Will Come