The Robin Williams-Themed Halloween Costume Spectacular

Dear Readers and Mr. Robin Williams,

With Halloween but a day away there are still plenty of folks who haven't nailed down a solid costume to wow their fellow party attendees and trick or treaters. We here at If I Blog It They Will Come, ever so enthusiastic about the idea of assisting our fellow man, woman, and child have scoured some of our favorite movies from our favorite actor/comedian to come up with five ideal, easy to create disguises for your spooky shindig this weekend. So without any further ado, we present you If I Blog It They Will Come's Robin Williams-Themed Halloween Costume Spectacular.

5. Sean Maguire from Good Will Hunting- To take the form of Matt Damon's sensitive psychiatrist all you've got to do is buy a fake brown beard and sprinkle it with some salt and pepper highlights. For good measure add in one of those casual looking baseball caps and a Cosby sweater then walk around telling everyone at the party "it's not your fault."
4. Zombie Adrian Cronauer- Go to the halloween store and get yourself a casual Army outfit and some zombie makeup. Apply with gusto. Walk around with an old school set of headphones screaming "Good Morning Vietnam!" while going off on rants about Richard Nixon and the demilitarized zone. If there happens to be someone dressed as a cute Vietnamese schoolgirl follow her around and flirt with her before you eat her brains.
3. Ms. Euphegenia Doubtfire- Get your makeup artist friends to make you a plaster mask of an old woman and wear an old lady housedress and girdle. Occasionally disappear into the bathroom and reappear at the party as yourself; only each time you reappear as yourself show up with a hint of lipstick or wearing a pair of false teeth.

2. Patch Adams- For the lazy partygoer, all you need for this one is a labcoat, a red nose, and a heart of gold.

1. A Photo of Robin Williams Looking at Our Blog- Granted we don't exactly know what this looks like yet, so we most certainly need you, Mr. Williams, to send a photo of yourself looking at our blog to djayek@yahoo.com first. However, if we don't get that, we recommend that you dress up as any of the four characters above and walk around holding a large piece of white oak tag with a square cut out so that it looks as if you're in a polaroid.

That does it for If I Blog It They Will Come's Robin Williams-Themed Halloween Costume Spectacular. We hope you have a fun holiday and remember to check your candy for pins and poison since there's a nine out of ten chance that someone is trying to kill you...or maybe that's just our way of saying don't eat too much sugar. Muahahahaha.

Trick or Treat,
The Sexy Popeyes at If I Blog It They Will Come