The If I Blog It Joke Joint

Dear Mr. Robin Williams,

We here were delighted to see you kick off your much anticipated "Weapons of Self-Destruction" tour this weekend at the Palace Theater in Columbus, OH . While we are certainly excited about the fact that you'll be performing in large theaters before sellout crowds, we here at If I Blog It They Will Come prefer the small-time comedy venues with names like "Chuckles" and "The Laugh Hole. There's something ever so pure about performing in such cleverly named joke joints before unsuspecting crowds that really gets our juices flowing.

We here at If I Blog It They Will Come have a lot in common with the Comedy Castles and Laff Lounges of the world. We like to think of this little site as our own small venue for comedy on the web. The only difference is, we don't see that many visitors throughout the course of the day and we don't have a two drink minimum. Plus, we're tough on hecklers.

It's our hope that throughout this tour you take a few moments to remember the little people who attend these holes in the wall, the working men and women who are facing economic hardship that may not be able to afford such high priced affairs at the Borgata and the Landmark Theater in Richmond, Virginia. We're not suggesting that on all your nights off you stop into one and entertain the proletariat...maybe just a few nights. And maybe just maybe on one of those nights you'll choose to entertain the unsuspecting few who choose to frequent our humble yet hilarious venue on a daily basis. You don't even have to dream up new material or even physically be anywhere. All you have to do is take a photo of yourself looking at our blog and send it to djayek@yahoo.com. If you want to include something else off the cuff you're more than welcome too as we know how often Robin Williams and spontaneous hilarity go hand in hand.

In any case, we thank you for your time and consideration and look forward to you stopping by sometime soon.

Sincerely,
The Funny Bonez at If I Blog It They Will Come