Robin Williams Mad About "Dicks"

Dear Mr. Robin Williams,

We here at If I Blog It They Will Come just recently read about the lawsuit you filed against Frank and Beans Productions, the company that tapped you to star in their comedy entitled A Couple of Dicks. First of all we'd like to express our mutual outrage that this film is not being made. We're not quite sure what it was about, but we're probably correct in assuming that the plot was inspired by our post last week, in which case we are probably owed some royalties as well.

We would've loved to see a heartwarming film about two guys (i.e. "A Couple of Dicks") who run a website about trying to get their favorite actor/comedian Robin Williams to send a photo of himself looking at their site and finally succeed when during a heartbreaking loss to LSU, they get a nation's worth of Gamecocks fans to chant ""Hey Robin Williams, Go To If I Blog It They Will Come and send a photo of yourself looking at their blog to djayek@yahoo.com. Go Cocks!"

It had Oscar written all over it seeing as it was a real underdog tale based on a true story. Mr. Williams, your participation would have been the most vital element of the film as it would not have been complete without the scene of you taking a photo of yourself looking at said blog. While it's true, nothing of that nature actually went down at the game, neither did half of the stuff in the film Rudy.

In any case, despite any misfortune over the cancellation of said production, we still think you deserve ever cent of the $6 million they promised you. As for us...we're still waiting for our happy ending, though not in the massage sense, in the sense that one day someone will make a movie on our quest and that it will be a true story, because our favorite actor/comedian, the Mr. Robin Williams decided to finally send a photo of himself looking at our blog to djayek@yahoo.com. Of course if that should happen we might have to make a few script changes (you know...because the whole football game thing never actually happened). Thanks for your time and consideration. We look forward to hearing from you soon.

Sincerely,
"A Couple of Dicks" at If I Blog It They Will Come