Top Ten Reasons You Should Send Us A Photo of Yourself Looking at If I Blog It They Will Come

Dear Mr. Williams,

We here at "If I Blog It They Will Come" would like to wish you a belated Happy New Year! After celebrating with a ball drop of our own and some illegal fireworks procured south of the border, we are rarin' to go in 2008. While our fireworks may have been entertaining, we imagine they won't be able to compare to the fireworks we're preparing to witness tonight as you welcome back top late night dog, David Letterman from his extended hiatus.

The way we see it, those folks at Worldwide Pants are geniuses. Who else could provide the much needed comic punch to make up for the several months of late night comedy silence we've all been dealing wit for over 2 months. Thanks to the rapid fire comedic mastery of Robin Williams, we're sure to experience almost the exact amount of laughs with one guest than we probably would've over those two months with lesser guests. After all a little Robin Williams goes a long way. That's precisely what attracted us to you as a subject for our bloggery. One photo of you looking at our blog would go a long way towards making our lives complete. We figured if one of our comedic idols admired our persuasive writing chops then all of the hard work would be worthwhile. So what do you say?

If you're still not convinced you should send a photo of yourself looking at our blog to djayek@yahoo.com , we compiled this list in honor of your appearance on Letterman... So without any further ado, from the home office in Brooklyn,New York; The Top Ten Reasons You Should Send us A Photo of Yourself Looking at I Blog It They Will Come

10. Will make a fantastic talking point for your NEXT Letterman appearance.
9. For a limited time Rite Aid is offering double prints for the price of one.
8. If we're not happy afterwards at least you know "It's Not Your Fault."
7. Defamer will write something nice about you for at least one day.
6. You don't have to dress up in drag to do it....unless you want to.
5. We won't leak your photo to Ain't It Cool News
4. We've seen all of your movies...except for 1 or 2, but we're getting to those
3. You can be naked for it if you like.
2. The photo can double as next year's Christmas Card.

And finally, the Number one Reason, you, Robin Williams, should send a photo of yourself looking at our blog....
1. KEVIN COSTNER DID IT!!!!

(CUE Paul Shaffer and the Band)

We hope you enjoyed our Top 10 reasons You should send a photo of
yourself looking at our blog...now hopefully that motivates you to to
play along. If not, we'll keep trying anyway. Thanks for your time
and consideration. We look forward to hearing from you soon.

Sincerely,
The Persistent Folks at "If I Blog It They Will Come"