Death To If I Blog It?

Dear Mr. Robin Williams,

After twenty-five plus posts attempting to get you to send a photo of yourself looking at our blog, we wonder what you must think of us, if indeed you think of us at all. We certainly hope you don't perceive us as trying to steal your thunder as your character Rainbow Randolph did in regards to Smoochy The Rhino in the 2002 film Death To Smoochy. We've always admired your work and would like to assure you that in our attempt to get you to view our site and send a photo of yourself looking at our blog, we're only trying to entertain people the same way that both you and Rainbow Randolph and Smoochy the Rhinoceros loved to do, with no malicious intent whatsoever.

It is our hope that instead of having it out for us as Rainbow Randolph did for Smoochy in the beginning of that film, that you eventually come around to see our side of things and save our blog life, not by stopping junkie Buggy Ding Dong The Hippotamus (portrayed by the late great Vincent Schiavelli) from assassinating us at our ice show (though that would certainly be climactic), but by simply sending us a photo of yourself looking at our blog at djayek@yahoo.com. Afterwards, you wouldn't even have to stick around to co-host a show together like Smoochy and Randolph did at the end of the movie, your obligation ends with the photo. Though the "If I Blog It Show starring Robin Williams" could be kind of great, we know you've got better things to do....How about if we just say, if you send us a photo we'll leave you alone and continue to enjoy your work as we normally would? Sound like a plan? Great. In any case, we thank you for your time and consideration on the matter and hope to hear from you soon.

Sincerely,
The Well-Meaning Internet-ertainers at "If I Blog It They Will Come"