November Rush

Dear Mr. Williams,

We here at "If I Blog It They Will Come" would like to belatedly welcome you to the Month of November. It's already been an eventful month as one our principles has already celebrated a birthday....but enough about us. The month of November is all about you...more specifically your new movie August Rush, which hits theaters just in time for the Thanksgiving Holiday. At first we were confused by the title, we thought it was odd that an end of summer beach party movie would be released in November, but then we did our research.

Turns out August Rush is not an end of summer beach party movie. According to imdb:

"August Rush" tells the story of a charismatic young Irish guitarist (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) and a sheltered young cellist (Keri Russell) who have a chance encounter one magical night above New York's Washington Square, but are soon torn apart, leaving in their wake an infant, August Rush, orphaned by circumstance. Now performing on the streets of New York and cared for by a mysterious stranger (you), August (Freddie Highmore) uses his remarkable musical talent to seek the parents from whom he was separated at birth.




To be frank (or curt) Mr Williams, this one smells like it has Oscar® written all over it. It's obvious the studio execs think so if they're giving it a Thanksgiving release. I wish the Academy would skip the formalities and nominate you for best supporting actor (if not best actor) right now, as this role seems like a cross between your portrayal Perry in The Fisher King and Sean Maguire in Good Will Hunting and is sure to to net you another bald statuette.

Needless to say, we here at "If I Blog It They Will Come" are so excited about the prospect of another Robin Williams Oscar®-Caliber performance that we're counting the days to the release of August Rush...literally! Up in the top right corner you'll notice we've inserted a widget counting down the hours to the opening of the film so that all film fans can be alerted as to when they should have their butts in the theater. We recommend that fans seeing the film do so before Thanksgiving so that they'll have an easier time fitting in their chairs.

In any case, our marketing blitz for August Rush has just begun...and so has our campaign for another Robin Williams Oscar win All that we ask of you, Mr. Williams is that you support our cause by sending a photo of yourself to djayek@yahoo.com so that we know our efforts are not all for naught. Thank you so much for your time and consideration and we look forward to hearing from you soon.

Sincerely,
The Folks at "If I Blog It They Will Come"