Red-Headed Swing Voter

Dear Mr. Costner,

We here at "If I Blog It They Will Come" were engaged in our regular early afternoon perusal of random blogs when we came across a gem of a Swing Vote update on this Willie Nelson inspired blog. It seems that a certain Red-Headed Stranger was seen at the Harn Homestead and Museum in Oklahoma City filming a scene for your next vehicle Swing Vote. Now we're not sure if you were actually on set but we wanted to warn you to keep a safe distance from this beloved country legend. He may seem like a cool customer but he's more trouble than he's worth.

Now don't get us wrong we like a good chorus of "Whiskey River" every now and then. We certainly caught a good version of it when we went to see the Last of The Breed tour a couple of months back at Radio City Music Hall. But you see Mr. Costner, it's your well being that's "Always on our mind". If you were to go back to Willie's trailer for some relaxation we're afraid you might get more than you bargained for. You see, it is our understanding that Mr. Nelson enjoys the occasional cigarette NOT manufactured by Phillip Morris, if you catch our drift. If you happened to be busted by an unforgiving Oklahoma State trooper who was inclined to make you serve some hard time for possession of one of said funny cigarettes even though you were merely in the same vicinity as one , what would happen to all of those projects you've been working so hard at? More importantly, how would we ever get you to send a photo of yourself looking at our blog to djayek@yahoo.com while you were behind bars? For these reasons we beg of you, not to be Pancho to Willie's Lefty and stay out of trouble.

Thanks for your time and consideration. We look forward to hearing from you soon.

Sincerely,
The Just Lookin' Out For You Folks at "If I Blog It They Will Come"