Radioactive Costner

Dear Mr. Costner,

When we here at "If I Blog It They Will Come" heard that you'd be taking batting practice with the Albuquerque Isotopes we weren't sure what to think. Our imaginations ran a little wild. We had visions of you in a chemistry lab in New Mexico taking swings at beakers and centrifuges with a Louisville Slugger. The incident would no doubt cause the formation of a Radioactive Super Costner who would rise 10 stories into the sky and stomp around the cities of America while bringing joy to the hearts of his fans. Maybe the rest of Modern West could become radioactive as well and you'd become a band of giants and play one rocking show for the entire country while stationed in a central location like Omaha, Nebraska. While in Omaha you could also act as a 10-story tall SuperHero and save the College World Series by keeping it in Rosenblatt Stadium and while you were busy saving things you could stomp on over to Times Square where you could take a picture of giant radioactive self in front of a giant computer display that inevitably will have this here blog on it's screen. Then you can upload said picture to the giant computer display from your giant camera (since it was also effected by the radioactive display, though I suppose you might have to find a giant USB cord) and send it on over to us at djayek@yahoo.com. This would in essence save our blog from the throes of mediocrity and the American public would be forever in your debt.

After this entire ordeal was said and done the story would no doubt be made into a hollywood blockbuster starring who else (Jessica Alba as your wife) and since you'd be ten stories tall you'd be able to serve as your own billboard.

Now we realize that this entire situation seems a little too fantastical but we did preface the story with the fact that we let our imaginations run a little wild. After all, we know that the Albuquerque Isotopes are just a team in the Pacific Coast League but that doesn't mean that all of this couldn't happen...or at least that's what we believe.

Thanks for your time and consideration. We look forward to hearing from you soon.

Sincerely,
The Imaginative Folks at "If I Blog It They Will Come"