The Summer Of Costner

Dear Mr. Costner,
While the Summer of 1967 will always be remembered as the Summer of Love, 2007 is quickly shaping up to be the Summer of Costner. We here at "If I Blog It They Will Come" have had trouble keeping up with all of the press you've been getting. We imagine your publicist is working overtime and he or she is certainly doing an outstanding job.
The Summer (although technically Spring we like to lump all the warm months in together)began with the birth of Cayden Wyatt Costner, followed immediately by the announcement of Swing Vote as your next project. Summer kept a rolllin' on as you and Modern West rocked in Greenville, followed soon after by the release of Mr. Brooks. Not intent to rest on your laurels, just last week you announced your plans for The Explorers Club, an animated series of Webisodes that would be expanded into a live action feature length. Just when we thought the onslaught of Costner news couldn't continue at it's current clip we came across the article announcing your fellow Swing Vote Castmates in Variety this morning. Needless to say, you've assembled quite the ensemble.
The one thing that worries us about the frenetic pace of your career is that now that you seem to be reaching a new creative peak we're positively frightened that you'll have no time for our little blog which we've spent countless hours preparing all for the sole purpose of getting you to send a photo of yourself looking at our blog to djayek@yahoo.com. Don't get us wrong we'd love to be continually entertained by a neverending cavalcade of Costnertainment and we can keep this up as long as you'll make us but with all of the great work you're doing, you don't seem to be giving yourself enough free time to provide us with a light at the end of the tunnel. That being said, we'll probably never want for material as long as you're busy. So I guess there's an upside to all of this. Anyway, we've said our piece. Let the summer of Costner roll on and we here at "If I Blog It They Will Come" will continue to bask in it's warmth.
Thanks for your time and considerations. We look forward to hearing from you soon.
Sincerely,
The Tan folks at "If I Blog It They Will Come"





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