Mr. Brooks...The Game

Dear Mr. Costner,

We're sorry. We didn't mean to be so neglectful of this site over the past week. The fact of the matter is that we here at "If I Blog It They Will Come" are in the midst of moving our home office to a space more suitable for attaining our ultimate goal. Our present location is an 11 x 11 windowless enclosure with shag carpeting and paper thin walls that leaves the little to the imagination when it comes to the activities of our neighbors and to be honest, the shag carpeting absorbs good ideas instead of allowing them to bounce off the floor and into our brains.

We don't know what the Tig Productions offices look like but we're sure they're more expansive than our current home. That being said our new digs boast hardwood floors (ideal for bouncing ideas off of and sliding in our socks) and a 15 x 15 space perfect for pacing back and forth. We might even have enough room to dedicate some of our office space to having a competitive Nintendo Wii Tennis center. Unfortunately, we have no Wii. All of the stores near us are out of the gaming console.

The most disappointing part about that is we probably won't be able to play the Mr. Brooks game when it comes out, but maybe when it finally does Wii here at "If I Blog It They Will Come" can convince Nintendo to send us a console so Wii can review it. Now, Wii know there aren't any official plans for a Mr. Brooks video game yet, but as we sat here in our red shag carpet (metaphorical) prison cell over the past week, waiting for you to send a photo of yourself looking at our blog to djayek@yahoo.com, we were thinking of ways to increase the Kevin Costner brand's visibility. Think about how much fun a Mr. Brooks game would be...players can choose to be either Mr. Brooks, his daughter Jane Brooks, or William Hurt's character Marshall and you can go around trying to decide who to kill. Best of all you can play with or without Mr. Smith in the car. We'd pick without him of course, but you already know how we feel about Mr. Smith. So what do you think, Mr. Costner? Is the idea of a Mr. Brooks game feasible? We know it's violent but not any more violent than Grand Theft Auto or that game that was just banned in Britain...plus it's based on a movie and there's an ever increasing market for games based on movies. If not a Mr. Brooks game, you can just make Crash Davis' Minor League Baseball. Either way...we're buying it.

Mr. Costner, we hope you take our suggestions into consideration as we most certainly have your best interests at heart. Thank you for your time. We look forward to hearing from you soon.

Sincerely,
The Gaming Enthusiasts at "If I Blog It They Will Come"