Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Good Will Blogging


Dear Mr. Robin Williams,

We have to heartily apologize for allowing our pursuit of the photo of you looking at our blog to lapse so much in the month of January. You see, in the current economic downturn (to put it politely) pursuing If I Blog It They Will Come's current celebrity-oriented goal "like it was our job," to use the parlance of our times, has given way to the actual need to focus on something else due to the fact that it is actually our job. This need to be gainfully employed has left us precious little time to pine over the stellar work you continue to produce.

In other words, the words of Sean Maguire, your character in Good Will Hunting, (which happened to play twice in a row on TNT last night) "It's not your fault." The recession hasn't a thing to do with your record of consistently stellar performances, nor has your refusal to comply with our mission done anything to deter us. We don't think you understand, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT that we've taken a liking to and have been influenced by all of the great entertainment you've provided us with over the years. You can't help it. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT that we're continually impressed by all of your humanitarian efforts. And IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT that we have yet to compel you to participate in our noble shenanigans thereby causing us to fall deeper into the blackness of the Internet abyss. We place that blame solely on our shoulders Mr. Robin Williams, now if you excuse us, we have to go see a man about a photo.

Oh, actually, while we've got you here, that man we need to see about a photo is you...and that photo of you looking at our blog can be sent to djayek@yahoo.com. Thank you for your time and consideration. We look forward to hearing from you soon.

Sincerely,
The Not Playing The Blame Game Folks at "If I Blog It They Will Come"

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