Mork and Morphing

Dear Mr. Robin Williams,

We've been perusing the internet a lot lately and as a result have stumbled upon a few simple truths in the process. The first and most obvious of truths is that plenty of people simply have too much time on their hands. This fact was most evident when we happened upon a site that aims to morph photos of two celebrities together. We were quite disturbed to find the above photo of you morphed with one Kiefer Sutherland. Now don't get us wrong, we love ourselves some Jack Bauer, we even link to a site dedicated to 24 in the right hand column, but we just don't understand why anyone would want anything other than a clean picture of their favorite celebrity over one with the nose mixed in with someone else's features and what not.

Mr. Williams, regardless of whether or not someone has wasted their time mixing your photo, with the equally debonair Kiefer Sutherland, we here at If I Blog It They Will Come still think it's rather telling that your visage shines through more than our favorite free-world saving Jack Bauer-portraying bad ass. In fact, it's the power behind that intense gaze that we're counting on to take our blog to another level, if you should one day feel compelled to send a photo of yourself looking at our blog to djayek@yahoo.com. And when that day finally comes and we have that photo of you looking at our blog, we promise not to morph it with the photo we already have of our old friend Kevin Costner looking at our blog or with someone like Carrie Fisher or Dr. Dre. That would just be utterly pointless and frankly we don't have the time or the technology. In any case, Mr. Williams, we thank you for your time and consideration and look forward to hearing you soon.

The Not Compelled to Morph Anything Folks at If I Blog It They Will Come

p.s. We'll get to those other simple truths some other time