The If I Blog It Sustainable Growth Initiative

Dear Mr. Robin Williams,

We recently happened upon this article in Bizbash Toronto mentioning your involvement in the upcoming star-studded event for the William J. Clinton foundation. Now, we're never surprised to hear your name mentioned in association with an event that's labeled "star- studded", the fact of the matter is, it's not star studded unless Robin Williams is involved. We wish we could attend the Eugene Levy hosted event, if only to see the two of you re-enact some of our favorite scenes from the 1986 film Club Paradise. Just think, if Twiggy, Peter O'Toole, Jimmy Cliff, and Rick Moranis were there you might be able to re-enact the entire film.

However, we are certainly more than aware that this shindig isn't for the sole purpose of re-enacting Club Paradise as evidenced by the $25,000 to $300,00 per table price tag. Money like that doesn't simply get thrown around for quality comedy these days. The gala is actually a benefit for the Clinton-Giustra Sustainable Growth Initiative aimed at alleviating poverty in the developing world through partnerships with the mining community, and as poverty has certainly been a staple of your public awareness campaign over the years with your involvement in Comic Relief, it certainly makes sense that you would be attending such an event for such a worthy cause.

We here at If I Blog It They Will Come have implemented our own "Sustainable Growth Initiative" that, like President Clinton's, would most definitely benefit from your participation. Our initiative doesn't ask for $25,000 a table or even $1 a plate. It is our hope that by merely receiving a photo of you, Robin Williams, looking at our blog in our site's inbox at djayek@yahoo.com, we will achieve sustainable growth as a blog, while also maintaining and boosting your profile as one of the more likable celebrities in the world. We think that's sustainable growth initiative everyone can get behind. What do you think?

Thank you for your time and consideration , Mr. Williams. We look forward to hearing your opinion on our initiative soon.

Sincerely,
The Thinking Global, Acting Local Folks at If I Blog It They Will Come