Wednesday, January 24, 2007

If I Blog It They Will Come

The primary aim of this blog is to get Kevin Costner to visit a blog about Kevin Costner and send a picture of himself looking at said blog.

Once we've achieved this with Mr. Costner we shall move onto other celebrities. Perhaps, we'll go down the list of his Field of Dreams co-stars, perhaps we'll just seek out random celebrities. In any case...the game is afoot:

KEVIN COSTNER, YOU ARE ON THE CLOCK...

Before signing off on this maiden posting voyage, I shall first say that this blog is not in the interest of defaming any public figure. It's mere goal is to acquire photographic evidence that the public figure in question has seen this blog.

So with that in mind...Mr. Costner...a word, please. Mr. Kevin Costner, you are a fine actor-director who has warmed our hearts and expanded our minds through your fine work in the cinema. You have educated us on the plight of the American Indian, captured the emotional fervor we all feel over America's Pastime and while Al Gore was busy inventing that Internet thing, it was you who provided us with a frightening picture of what the world might be like after it is destroyed by global warming.

Kevin Costner, we honor you by making you the inaugural subject of this here blog. We merely ask that you honor us with a photo of your blog patronage...a simple request that we hope you deem necessary to grant.

Thank you for your time Mr. Costner...we have enjoyed you in many films and eagerly await your next motion picture. We are certain it will be phenomenal.

P.S. Feel free to email or have your people email the photo to us at: djayek@yahoo.com

4 comments:

Katie said...

i love it!

yellowbeard said...

great idea I will be following this for sure!

Unknown said...

A serious comment:

I will see what I can do by weeks end.

Start planning what next celeb you want.

And no, this is not Kevin himself.

The Bourbon Samurai said...

A worthy choice!

And no, I cannot help.

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