Just Call Us Jack Bauer

Dear Mr. Robin Williams,

Several days ago, we here at If I Blog It They Will Come were perusing the enjoyably well-written pages of RadarOnline when we stumbled across an article about your eagerness to be on the smash FOX network staple, 24. As faithful fans of the Jack Bauer power hour, our entire staff nearly broke into excited convulsions at the prospect of seeing our favorite actor/comedian interacting with one of our most beloved television characters. I mean there would be so much dramatic sexual tension between Kim Bauer and whomever you would play that it would be downright unbearable.

You Could Cut It With A Knife

The article went on to quote Kiefer Sutherland, who gave some insight as to who you might play saying you would be "...an innocent computer analyst who stumbles onto something cryptic he doesn't know he has and becomes a target. Jack Bauer, the government and the bad guys are all looking for this guy, who is scared to death and running for his life."

As an excellent actor, we're sure you can handle the "innocent computer analyst" bit and being in "scared to death and running for you life" mode; though given your current status touring with your standup act, you might need time to get into character. That's where we here at If I Blog It They Will Come would like to be of assistance.

You see Mr. Williams, we think it would be extremely beneficial to your character research were you to spend some of your spare time doing technical computer things...likes...say...taking a photo of yourself looking at our blog and sending it to us at djayek@yahoo.com. That way you'll really get a feel for your character's motivation, as you'll most likely be uploading satellite images to members of CTU. Just pretend we're Jack and you're sending us important files necessary for catching the bad guys. We can't prepare you for the subsequent torture you're going to undergo when Jack suspects you're hiding something from him. You're on your own on that one.

In any case, we hope you consider our offer and we look forward to seeing you on the small screen (unless we're watching in one of our rich celebrity friend's personal home theater) or in an image attached in our inbox. We thank you for your time and consideration and look forward to hearing from you soon.

Sincerely,
The Jack Bauer Power-Hour Fans and Connoisseurs of Talent at If I Blog It They Will Come