Happy Yom Kippur!

Dear Robin Williams and readers,
We here at If I Blog It, They Will Come would like to extend a notice of solidarity to our Jewish friends on this high holy day of Yom Kippur. Our stomachs are churning and growling in unison with yours as we too are fasting in the hopes that at sundown all of our digital transgressions of the past year will be atoned for by the lord above. The lunch hour has become somber and reflective as we think about our recent lack of activity, as well as all of the grammatical and spelling mistakes that we've occasionally peppered you with since beginning this great venture, and only hope that our steadfast adherence to the letter of rabbinical law will cleanse our fallible Internet-dwelling souls. We know that by denying ourselves the pleasure of that 1pm bagel or that 3:30pm bag of Cheetos our slate will be wiped clean and that whatever we eat after sundown, even if it's from the British culinary family, will be delicious. Tomorrow we begin anew. Happy Yom Kippur and if you're perusing the Internet, Mr. Robin Williams, know that tomorrow is a much better day to send a photo of yourself looking at our site to djayek@yahoo.com than today is.
Sincerely,
The Fairly Hungry Folks at If I Blog It, They Will Come





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